Turkey Chaser Pillows

'If I find you're hiding my escaped prize Christmas turkeys there'll be hell to pay!'

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"We stumbled onto a house - and both of us being young and in love and quick to grasp the situation - "

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

Southwark Fair.

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Tallyho!"

Mayhem, Inc. Part 21

"All we have to fear is fear itself and unmet quarterly projections."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'At the sales department, we've got to meet our performance targets. We're not here to care about reality.'

Welcome to Everest! No Loitering.

Open House of Horrors

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'I hear there is a mighty big turkey in these woods.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

"The universe must love dogs - otherwise, why would sticks just fall from the sky?"

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Dog phrenology

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

"May you love like you've never been hurt, dance like no one is watching, and chase squirrels at the speed of light."

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

'One of the good things about being a dung beetle is that my kids are not fussy eaters...'

"That's why I don't use those dog carriers."

Walking the Plank.

"My dog chased a squirrel up my pantleg!"

"There are some specific issues concerning landing yet to be resolved but we're making good progress."

'Oh, no! A crime wave!'

Felix suddenly remembers what the string on his finger is a reminder of.

A day in the life of a dog.