Sports Fan With A Taste For Turkey Gifts

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Polar bear bowling alley

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

Playing pig

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

Recalculating

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

Possums that ski.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."