Sports Fan With A Taste For Turkey Prints

A thanksgiving dinner in a boxing ring

Polar Bear ice fishing through igloo.

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

'You brought my slippers?... What kind of rescue dog are you?!'

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Sisyphus visits Stowe

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'It's not what you think. It's not about our liberation.'

"You have to pick the places you don't walk away from."—Joan Didion, Penny, Joan Didion.

Recalculating

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

The great bit pie chart of holiday season dining.

"I can see you're a ski newbie."

Mountain Rescue for a Dog.

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

'I do enjoy the winter olympics.'

"I guess it must be that new growth hormone the farmer gave me!"

Possums that ski.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

"Never say you're stuffed!"

"See? I told you I didn’t have to wait in the car."

Dogs on skis pulling a sled

"Hope you don't mind—it was his last request."

'Haven't you ever heard of warmed up turkey?'

Canadians celebrate first Olympic gold medal.

Death skis towards a man on thin ice

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights