Cold Weather Care Gifts

Cold Call

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'My purse! The original 24-hour pharmacy.'

Dog Igloo.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

'How can you tell?'

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

'Isn't it great?!'

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'