Cold Weather Care Pillows

Cold Call

Ice fisher.

Hacking through ice in order to fish

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'I take back everything I said about this sweater you knitted for me.'

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Trawling for Fish.

Dog Igloo.

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"This is the coldest winter I can remember."

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Ski Lift Glove Fishing

"This is not what I meant when I said 'let's chill'."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Now there goes a good Salesman...!'

'Isn't it great?!'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"

"How am I? I'm just trying to et over the flu in time for allergy season."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"Want to go back to my place and take off our hats?"

Oh yeah, that's right. Now everyone wants to know the radiator cow.

"You know, Burkhart, if you're so damn afraid of the flu maybe you should just stay home."

'I don't care how cold it is outside. You're not wearing the cat!'

To Antarctica