Cold Weather Advocate Pillows

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

"I hate this time of year."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

Trawling for Fish.

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Lion in Winter

'How can you tell?'

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"It's nine degrees, but with the wind chill it feels like minus two hundred seventeen."

Ice Fishing.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."

"Whale meat again – don't know where, don't know when..."