Cold Weather Advocate T-Shirts

'Well, put a jumper on if you're cold!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Snow flake

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

Electric Blanket.

"I hate this time of year."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

The Unsuccessful Animal Foreign Exchange Program.

Trawling for Fish.

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'

"Careful burying all your bones. We get a cold snap and your assets are frozen!"

'Here's an interesting article. 'Cold or Seasonal Allergy?''

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

"Before someone says anything, yes, it was a long winter."

"For years after Vietnam, I woke up screaming about the cold weather in Toronto."

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"Brrr - it was so cold today I had my hands in my own pockets instead of someone elses!"

Man looking at his shower-bath on a cold morning

Lion in Winter

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"Sorry sir, it's the permafrost again!"

'The temperature isn't too bad at -15, but when you add on the wind chill factor... '

"My f-f-feet are f-f-frozen."

Outdoor Dining: Winter Edition

"Help me! I'm trapped. In a dead end job."

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"I surprise you every year!"

"No. Have to say we don't get many tourists around here!"

Igloo Building.

"We switched over. It’s cheaper, and polls show sinners are far more miserable in a cold climate."