Winter Gifts

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

The stages of winter

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Save my spot?"

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'Have you considered making your will?'

'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

'Gesundheit.'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

Seemed like winter would never end.

Resolutions.

"Let me take a wild guess...you're concerned about seasonal affective disorder."

'ok, who threw that?'

'Where's everybody?'

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

'Bless you.'

Satellite Santa

'I've decided I want to be cremated and have my ashes put in a snow globe.'

Frosty's Retirement Plan

Snowman has other fruit and veg as well as carrot: 'I'm making sure I get my five daily portions.'

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

"So where do you see yourself in five months?"

Coping Strategies

'No, you heard me right. I need my air conditioner fixed not my heater.'