Winter Events Gifts

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

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'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'No ice.'

"Tommy!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

Snow flake

Romance

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Good News about winter

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Boy rolled into a snowball

"Little help?"

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Snow Devil

Alien Snowmen

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Bless You."