Snow Gifts

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Moses in Connecticut

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

'It looks like Reindeer!!'

'Gesundheit.'

Kathy's hot flashes were becoming severe.

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

Ig-glue.

Polar Bears Bowling.

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'I never thought I'd say this, but I'm even getting sick and tired of winter.'

Cash machine accounts frozen.

"Take it easy - It's a bit slippy this morning."

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

'We have 90 words for snow. And 943 words for sex.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Winter Weather.

'Doris, I love it when we...well, you know.'

Snowman without coal eyes: 'I'm trying to reduce my dependence on fossil fuels.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'

'He's a survivor.'

'When it does snow, it'll all probably come at once...'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."

"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."

'Happy Birthday Frosty!'

'It can't last.'

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'Snowman is an island.'

'It must be some kind of Government project.'

'They suspect arson.'

'Don't know about you but I've invested in my future.'