Snow Environments Gifts

'She had to dissect a whale in school today.'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Snowprov

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

Snow flake

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snow Devil

Frosting the Snowman

'The kids were so sweet...'

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

'okay...where did you hide it?'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."

Giant Snowflake.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

Inappropriate Snowmen

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Whose the new guy?"

"Wheeeeeeee!"