Snow Building Gifts

'Ok - I'm thinking baroque style with a pillared apse and a waterfall in the atrium. Oh - and do we have a permit?'

"You forgot his tail."

Boxing Snowmen

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'Oh yeah? Well, to hell with tradition. We're building a snow woman!'

"All natural snow cones for sale."

'Oh, Arthur...You sweet, blind, mad, dear, silly fool....Don't you see it could never last?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

'There's old Jim off to the shops. Slowed down a lot these days, ain't he.'

Snowman

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Bless You."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

"Be sure and eat your frozen vegetables."

"First snowman?"

"Sorry for the wait. Have you guys been here long?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

A Snowman checking out some products for blacken his teeth

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

The Frankenstein snowman.

'Don't you like it, Dad?'

Man standing in front of giant snowball

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

'Let's face it George: we're not spring chickens anymore...'

'Do you come here often?'

Rabbit looking at a snowman's carrot.

"Stay-at-home Snowdad."

'The guy who made me is a fan of Magritte.'

'... But, wouldn't that be kind of like, cannibalism?'

UFO and snowman

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Snowman hitch-hikes a ride on the toboggan.