Snowman Building Gifts

'That was quite a snow storm last night.'

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'It's a mystery son! Every winter, they build these statues: They must have important cultural significance...'

'Relax, it's probably just dislocated.'

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'Criticising your snowman isn't defamation of character, Thompson'

'Well it was a pretty good year.'

Snowman Building

'Eldon decided to make some new friends.'

Melted Snow Man behind police cordon

Squirrel Nose Job

'It's the middle of summer and the family is beginning to fear that you're stalking them.'

"I'm a guy. The darn kids just thought this was funny."

'I'm waiting for a face-lift.'

Snow Surgery

'Don't tell Mom, but I kind of enjoy a day off from TV now and then.'

At the Snow Bank.

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Ice-Cube-IV

Sometimes I regret the laser eye surgery.

'You better stay away from hungry rabbits.'

Snowman's Eye Test

A boy builds a snowman with a football for a head.

Snowman does the weather forecast.

Snowman Neighbor

"Been working the arms?"

"Do whatever she says...she's got a hairdryer."

Alien snowman

Melted But Not Forgotten

"Well maybe I wouldn't need to look at those websites if you weren't so damn frigid!"

"What I admired most about Bill was his 'Can Do' attitude..."

Snowman and girl

The Frankenstein snowman.

Building a snowman

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'