Snow Clearing Gifts

'Faster Grace, it's gaining on you!'

Snow Blowing

For those who think Christmas midnight mass is at 10pm. . . Father has left shovels for you to clear the snow from the parking lot for those of us who will be attending the midnight mass beginning at MIDNIGHT!

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Snowprov

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

Frosting the Snowman

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

'The kids were so sweet...'

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

"First snowman?"

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Rude Snowpeople

"Whose the new guy?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Penguin Remote

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'