Snow Clearance Gifts

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Snowprov

Snow flake

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snow Devil

'The kids were so sweet...'

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

Inappropriate Snowmen

Giant Snowflake.

Statue turns into conductor when it snows.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

'Gesundheit.'

Winter Weather.

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

Rude Snowpeople

'Wait a minute! What if this isn't just a puddle?! What if it's a huge, furious hibernating snowman?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Whose the new guy?"

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Snowman

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

'It's the abominable snowman!'

'All right pal, just hand over the nose and nobody gets hurt.'

"We should never take walks like this more often."

Penguin Remote

Excess Baggage: You send emails from exotic places just to make your friends jealous.