Snow Removal Crew Gifts

'In a statement today, the Governor said, 'If everyone would build just 20 snowmen, we wouldn't have a snow removal problem.''

'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'

UFO Shelter

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

"It looks like it's an eye bank."

"Humans are crazy! Like life is not hard enough in winter, they have to make artificial snow!"

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Snow Plow in a Snowglobe

Statue of Liberty Buried Under Snow

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Postman in the Snow

"I shoveled 5 driveways and made $40."

"...Apparently we're responsible for snow removal on that stretch of highway we adopted."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

David Anderson vs. Goliath

Cavemen shoveling out their woolly mammoths, in the same way that modern day drivers are forced to shovel out their cars.

Young dragon clearing the footpath.

'I guess we missed the slot again Jim!'

Shovels as Snow Shoes

Snow Plowing

Shovel your driveway?

"I never know whether I should get good goggles I'll lose after three runs, or cheap ones I can't see out of after five runs."

Snow plough creating snowmen.

"It's a poor craftsman, son, who blames his tools."

Snowplough Scoring Mailboxes.

Winter, 2010, Snow breaks snow globe.

Driver of Gritter Lorry gritting his teeth.

"It's dual action. Clearing the snow and landing on ice."

Shoveling Snow in Spring

"Finally, it's all shovelled."

Person shovelling snow remembering the past