Snow Pillows

"Wheeeeeeee!"

Moses in Connecticut

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

'Gesundheit.'

Ig-glue.

'But, Dad, all snowmen are different, because all snowflakes are different.'

'We're not here to mourn, but to celebrate, because frankly, no-one is sorry to see him go...'

'I never thought I'd say this, but I'm even getting sick and tired of winter.'

"They say two feet of snow came down last night!"

Cash machine accounts frozen.

'We have 90 words for snow. And 943 words for sex.'

'I tell ya Frank, if we find one of these babies big enough, we could live forever!'

Snowman without coal eyes: 'I'm trying to reduce my dependence on fossil fuels.'

'Removal sounds politically incorrect.'

Snowman has twisted, wonky carrot nose: 'Apparently, it's organic.'

Winter Weather.

"On the upside, I've discovered the location of the antarctic's missing snow pack."

Gone to lunch.

'They suspect arson.'

"I'll say it really snowed last night. I must have gained 10 pounds."

"And you say you've been erect for over 4 hours?"

'Don't know about you but I've invested in my future.'

'It'll pass. When I was your age, I used to melt the bed, too.'

snowman hitchhiking

A snowman cut in half by a speeding sledger.

'What's Iggy doing home from school at this time of day?'

"Looks like a couple of cold callers..."

'When it does snow, it'll all probably come at once...'

'It can't last.'

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

'Snowman is an island.'

'He's a survivor.'

'It must be some kind of Government project.'

'Ok winter, you've made your point...I'm a wussy.'

"...heat escapes through your head. Lose the hat and you might make it through April"