Winters Gifts

'He won't start up on cold mornings.'

Visual Gag Snowman's execution by hairdryers

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"All natural snow cones for sale."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Snowprov

'No ice.'

Snow flake

Politically Correct Snowperson

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

That one has all the batteries!

"Thank god I bought my layers."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

"Little help?"

Good News about winter

Boy rolled into a snowball

Snowmen Around The World...

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Alien Snowmen

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

"Bless You."

Hacking through ice in order to fish

'The kids were so sweet...'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

Frosting the Snowman

"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."

'You head south without me. I'll be fine.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.