Winter Scenes Gifts

'I told you smoking was bad for you.'

"Thanks, but right now we're just looking for a warm body."

"Fifi"

"They're excellent for the eyes."

'Another botched Snotox injection...'

please will somebody shake this thing

Where's the snow?

The other days of the year...

'...And who had the pub curry last night?'

Snow Scene

"Sarge, I think I've found the owner of that driverless sleigh discovered up north!"

Rude Snowpeople

"What did I tell you about touching that cake?! Now, your hands are all STICK-y!"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Gesundheit.'

Ice Skater

"Whose the new guy?"

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Just because I'm adapted to the cold, doesn't mean I like it!

"Greta, look! The first dysfunctional family of winter!"

"You're going to freeze to death! Put your coat back on."

'It's a snow mobile.'

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

"I've got to admit, this landscape painting is much easier than I thought."

Mountain Goats.

Plastic Surgeon Kid

'They suspect arson.'

Woman Planting Flowers in her Snow Covered Garden.

"WHOA! It's the spirit of Uncle Larry!"

'Why couldn't you wear glasses like everyone else?'

'We're not picking him up. He looks just like the last guy and he wet himself all over the back seat.'

Gardening Terminology: Freezia

The First Frozen Embryos.

Penguin emerging from igloo pet door.