Winter T-Shirts

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

The stages of winter

"Wheeeeeeee!"

'Just the one, thanks.'

Snooze Alarm for Mole.

"Please turn your head and cough."

"Save my spot?"

'Sorry, ma'am, we don't carry snow tires for that!'

"Let me do it. You don't understand the science of defrosting."

'Oh man, really shouldn't have had that coffee in June,'

Arctic Sign - You are here.

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

'Have you considered making your will?'

'Relax, Ted, it's only a phase!'

'Gesundheit.'

'Burt, you squat down behind him. I'll run over and knock him down, Ted will grab the carrot when he hits the ground. . .'

Courage Frosty. Courage.

"Yes, I'm somewhat depressed, but seasonally adjusted I'm probably happy enough."

'Are you prepared should one of you melt?'

Frosty was now regretting having had his teeth whitened

Seemed like winter would never end.

Resolutions.

"Let me take a wild guess...you're concerned about seasonal affective disorder."

'Don't worry. We'll fit into these things by spring.'

How Ice Cream Is Made.

'ok, who threw that?'

'Where's everybody?'

Satellite Santa

"It's for my depression. Go get your own."

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

'Bless you.'

'This birthday cake tastes like boogers!' 'Well, it is carrot cake.'

Snow man thinking, 'Brrr. It's even cold for a snowman today.'

Snowman at cosmetic surgeon: 'I want a smaller carrot.'

Frosty's Retirement Plan