Winter Weather T-Shirts

"You can't possibly have winter cabin fever! Winter just officially started a couple days ago."

"I am as light as a feather, I am as happy as an angel, I am as merry as a school-boy." "Our only hope."

"Well, the good news is that Seasonal-Affective Disorder isn't typically terminal..."

"If I even hear the word blizzard I gain ten pounds."

'I'm going to need to dip into the slush fund.'

"CCCOOOLD!"

"What do you mean, 'It's cold, throw another log on the fire'? They don't grow on trees you know!"

Grace For Flies

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

You Are Here

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'The iceman cometh too soon!'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"All natural snow cones for sale."

Giraffe Umbrella

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Snowprov

'No ice.'

"Tommy!"

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

'Are you made of sugar?'

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

'It's my homage to Picasso.' (Snowman is all mixed up with eyes and nose in odd places)

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Snow flake

Good News about winter

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Politically Correct Snowperson