Seasonal Worker Fun Gifts

'Who's the new guy?'

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

Crowded Ice Fishing

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Is his nose locally grown?"

"Any squirrels?" "Nope... two rabbits, a chipmunk, and a little girl picking her nose."

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'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

'Summer's over and it's time to fall in!'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

People of the Fall

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Hibernation - here I come..!"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"There's corporate me and there's me, and, by God, we both know how to have fun."

Neighbors blowing leaves that are blown back at them.

"Are you coming in for dinner?"

Bird ice skating on pond.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

A tree with leaves; a rake standing upright in a pile of leaves.

The Four Seasonings.

Spring/Summer/Winter

Boyd's raking days were over thanks to his New England Leaf Hound.

"There's something awfully romantic about all this new-fallen snow, don't you think?"

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

Winter is an Adventure.

'Want to have a snowball fight?'

The Itchy Back

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"At least they all fell down at once. . ."

"I'm kinda over all this snow. . . I'm ready for spring."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

'Bless you.'

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'