'Vote union - pass it on!'
Festive Labor Warrior Gifts
Looking for a gift for your festive labor warrior? These creatively crafted items pay homage to the dedicated workers, builders, and creators who keep the holiday spirit alive. Ideal for those who never skip a beat during the busiest time of the year, our selection celebrates their relentless energy with humor, warmth, and a touch of creativity. Whether they're on-site or in the workshop, find the perfect gift to honor their hard work and festive cheer.
"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."
Laptop Dancing.
"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."
"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"
'Would you all please congatulate...'
'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'
I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!
Time Out For Teddy
'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'
"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."
"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."
Executive Asks Death To Wait
"Have a good weekend!"
It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.
'Who's the new guy?'
'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'
"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"
"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving
"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."
When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'
"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."
'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'
'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'
International House of Paperwork
'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'
State of Work...State of Marriage
"I'm binge working tonight."
"Fuck, I need a vacation..."
"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."
"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"
Commuter on the Orient Express
'He just had a near-work experience.'
"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"
"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."
Festive Labor Warrior Gifts Collection
Festive Labor Warrior Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs themed for festive labor warriors—perfect for adding humor and warmth to their holiday mornings.
Festive Labor Warrior Pillows
Find cozy pillows that honor the festive labor warrior—ideal for sprucing up their workspace or holiday home.
Festive Labor Warrior Prints
Browse inspiring art prints dedicated to the festive labor warrior—fantastic for decorating their workspace or holiday decor.
Festive Labor Warrior T-Shirts
Discover humorous and seasonal t-shirts celebrating the hardworking festive labor warrior—great for wearing during work or festive gatherings.