Festive Labor Warrior Prints

'Vote union - pass it on!'

"I think I'll be late back for tea. . . about a week."

Laptop Dancing.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Would you all please congatulate...'

'I'm looking for a workaholic who feels the great job he does is compensation enough.'

I have been working so hard I haven't gone to the gym in ages. You've been trying to make ends meet and forgot about the middle!

Time Out For Teddy

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"You say you’re currently holding down 3 jobs...very impressive."

"Gentlemen, I've called this meeting to discuss absenteeism."

Executive Asks Death To Wait

"Have a good weekend!"

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

'Who's the new guy?'

'We're having an energy crisis of sorts. The coffee machine is broken.'

"Now that you mention it, I have to admit, the daily grind IS starting to get to me!"

"When you're finished with your Thanksgiving

"Lately, I can't even burn the candle at one end."

When collective bargaining is outlawed!: 'To work here, you have to wear this metal collar!'

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

'Ahh...I see you travelling far and wide on a long fruitless mission but you still can't find a town centre parking space this Christmas...'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

International House of Paperwork

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

State of Work...State of Marriage

"I'm binge working tonight."

"Fuck, I need a vacation..."

"You shouldn't be here. Your dead - and don't have an appointment."

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

Commuter on the Orient Express

'He just had a near-work experience.'

"All these years I put my nose to the grindstone. Now I need a nose job!"

"The law is a jealous mistress, something wives just have to understand."