Seasonal Work Enthusiasts Gifts

364 days a year jobless. Please help!

"Happy Gnu Year!"

Fall on a desert island

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'Who's the new guy?'

'Actually, I was thinking more in terms of a temporary position.'

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

People of the Fall

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

Entering Vermont, No Artificial Coloring

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"Bob! What are you doing in your boat?" "Waiting for the big spring thaw!"

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

4 seasons globe

A man is sweeping leaves in a museum full of marble statues.

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

The corner that Spring's around

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

Rudolph is at bar speaking to a patron-'So he asks me if I'll pull his sleigh and I'm like-'Not until I get that backpay you owe me fatso!' '

"This is the time of year I begin to crave the first Robin of spring."

"I don't get it. As the Easter Bunny you're really busy for one day of the year. What do you do with the rest of your time?"

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

'You're early!...'

The groundhog, unable to see his shadow, goes in for a cataract operation.

Christmas has officially started too early. Carols.

The Start of Spring

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Fall in Canada

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."

Hello October

"Can you see it, Bob? Green grass, warm breeze, flip flops. . . spring is coming!"