Summer Jobbers Gifts

"I'm not angry, but in the future I’d prefer it if you chewed up her Sue Graftons, not my P.G. Wodehouses."

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"Oh, as long as he needs you, Santa's a great guy. But once things slow down and he wants a little vacation time with Mrs. C., it's 'goodbye North Pole, hello crappy temp job!'"

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'First item on the agenda...Throw out the agenda!!'

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

To keep cool in the summer, Victor installed a whole-house flan.

"Baldo, the summer is almost gone and you still haven't found a job!"

Shrink's Summer Job

"She already spent summers in New York City without A/C."

"But, can he support you on what a store santa makes working one month a year?"

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

Post-Season's Greetings: 'Y'know...a month ago, everyone was all, 'Let me buy you a drink, Santa!' Now suddenly it's, 'Who's the little weirdo in the red suit?'...'

"Testing the "I could do this job in my sleep" theory."

"You only work 1 day a year. You can't call in sick!"

"No man should have to work on Christmas every year!"

Summer Reading

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'I'm stuck in this job!'

'It's the only line of work I know. I'm a sidewalk Santa Claus during the holiday season.'

"Excuse me, are you hiring for the summer?"

Help Wanted

"Sorry! There's been some mistake. It's elves we're looking for!...Elves!"

Food production

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

'Good luck with your new job...we all know how much you'll miss the old one.'

'Play your cards right Kiddo, in 20 years you too can become Boogie Burger management material!'