Summer Hustler Gifts

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

"It's just temporary, until I fix the air conditioner."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"Better luck next time, kid."

Barbecue

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"To save enough money to buy my lowrider, I figure I need to keep my summer job for...10,734 days."

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"My scoop-back tank comes in Mango, Morning Glory, and Scallion. Don's Maori surfers are available in Iris, Mustard, and Prawn."

Working Environment

'Best to keep downwind.'

The Real American Dream

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Man gets round hosepipe ban by showering in the garden

"Well, one good thing about summer...is I work more hours and make a lot more money. The bad thing is...I have a lot more free time to spend it all."

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

Coping during the 6 weeks school holidays.

'What's the hardest thing about playing bowls?'

Shrink's Summer Job

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

"Hey, bro...it's the least I could do."

Welcome to summer school.

'Good morning, Mr. Miller. I'll cut your grass for ten dollars.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

Overheated office where a member of staff is suffering from high temperatures

A modern test of manhood.

Heat Wave Podium

"The weatherman said it was important to stay cool but now I've got my foot stuck in the butter."

'Boy it's hot today: I'm looking forward to shearing time...'

Summer Decorating

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

Summer feet.