Holiday Hustler Gifts

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"This year, everybody's getting a Christmas bonus! But for me to afford the bonus...we have to stay open on Christmas day... Be here at 9."

"One more day, and it's Christmas Holiday here I come!"

Tree in Dollar Shape.

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

"We're going to see my family. There's an extra twenty in it for you if we never get there."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

'CANNONBALL!!' - Whale tours.

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

'What if I promise not to look?'

Studio in December

Interning in D.C. Volunteering in Seattle. Trekking in Nepal. Lucky ducks! I'm stuck here working 2 jobs! Wow! You're getting paid?!! Who knew? Employment is this summer's must-have status symbol. Some parents envy you.

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Gracie's Halloween Candy Exchange.

The New Normal

Share your blessings - give to Toys for Tots, Salvation Army, Food Shelves.

Rescuing the NHS for Christmas

Noel Fever

"I hate this time of year..."

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

Snowman offering solutions.

"Well, I see you've hung your stocking!"

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays