Holiday Hustlers Gifts

"I need travel insurance...starting yesterday!"

The New Normal

Studio in December

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

"You just had to book the economy cruise, didn't you?"

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

"You're on vacation. Stop trying to type things."

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

"Find out who's on vacation and then add this stuff to the workload on his desk."

Noel Fever

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"I've got a rare, front-row parking spot. I know I can't stay here during the holidays, but I'm allowed to dream."

Working From Home/Working From Home But It's the Holidays

A water skier is pursued by a shark.

"I want to cancel my 3 o'clock and my 4 o'clock, and oh! I want to cancel my 1:30!"

'Some country that doesn't have Thanksgiving!'

'I've got to get away from Christmas... I've got to get away...'

'I hate doing Christmas cards!'

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

I'm thinking of skipping the holidays this year, in protest. Very good, little buddy. I see you've read chapter 7 of "Randy 'The Rock' Taylor's Guide to Winning Respect." "Become an admirable person by sacrificing something meaningful to you, in order to help others achieve something meaningful to them." I'm very proud of you, young grasshopper. I'm protesting the fact that I can't shop at H&M on Thanksgiving 'cause they'll be closed.

It can be bloody hard work to avoid the relatives at Christmas.

"The only turkey here is one without a packed bag and a plane ticket."

People dressed in green roll up the beach like a carpet

'Hello, is that the temp agency - Now listen, I specifically asked for elves!'

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

'I'm pretty sure I�m seeing you due to bad nog, but as a struggling small business owner trying to keep costs down, I�m wondering if you'd deliver these bills on your rounds?'

Here's to all those poor souls in retail who have to work on Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's so their employers can make a few crummy extra bucks..."

"Bit of a hitch, guys - it may not be viable for me to return to the office just yet."

'For goodness' sake - can't you forget about business for two weeks.'

'When I get back we'll find another low-paying, enormously demanding enterprise to throw ourselves into until next season.'

Santa Puking In An Airplane