Holiday Entrepreneurs Gifts

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

"I know it's not an ideal situation, Samantha, but how else are we going to afford a 160 gigabyte laptop, a top of the range mobile and a Playstation 3 for the kids presents?"

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

"Did you remember to cancel the scam phone calls?"

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Studio in December

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

'I am not doing nothing... I am perfecting inertia.'

'Listen, Santa. Either you repay what you owe, or we reposses Rudolph!'

Hello from the lakes!

Back to the Holidays

Welcome to Work Life Balance

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Santa using the stock exchange to keep track of stocks and bonds being good or bad as well as going up or down

"I think Santa has taken us offthe naughty list this year."

City Travel...rat race special! 10 countries in 10 day: 'I need a vacation'!

'Times are hard so these will have to be presents for Christmas and birthday combined!'

Decorating the Christmas Tree

Christmas escape plan

The New Normal

'Then I said,if yov've got a good body there's nothing wrong showing it off...now put your your clothes back on vicar!'

Ned's inflatable raft service was unable to stay afloat, and ended up going under.

Happy Holiday

'Looks like somebody is ready for summer.'

A family goes on holiday while a group of strangers inhabits their home.

'Oh I retired a few months back...I'm a promoter now.'

'Good news, folks - no attack today!'

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

'First I'd like to remind you of the true meaning of christmas - profits.'

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

Southern Spanish Cuisine