Holiday Innovator Gifts

"Excuse me, but will you be long?"

Christmas Family Gliders

Always looking for ways to increase sales, the creative team at Mayflower Greeting Cards brainstorms new sending occasions.

Tree in Dollar Shape.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

Camping-Pong

Happy Surrogate Thanksgiving

'See you in two weeks!'

A holiday at home

'Tom will coordinate our pre-holiday point-of-purchase displays and Mark will coordinate our post holiday point-of-return displays.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

"Let's say an immediate $10.00 allowance increase plus an annual 8% cost of living raise and I'll call him off."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Odd Spas

A pilgrim driving a camper leaving the Mayflower ship.

'Sure, I'll take a meeting - but only if you've been very, very good,'

Vendo Tree.

Christmas escape plan

"Kids now program their robots to do their trick-or-treating for them. There's a thin line between ingenuity and laziness."

'Does Santa have skype?. . . I'd like to get in some face time, so he puts me at the top of his list come December. . .'

"In case of drop in cabin pressure, wear oxygen mask before taking Selfie."

"I manage to avoid jetlag by just catching an earlier flight..."

"We'd like to go somewhere that qualifies as a tax deduction."

Last week revisited. Uncle Mort, want to come over to my place for Thanksgiving? Can't. Sadie and I are having it at her place. How nice of you. What? I'd love to. What can I bring? Beautifully played, no? She'll kill me. I'd love to. How nice.

"Well, come to think of it, we are creatures of habit: Always migrating to the same place and stopping at the same spots on the way..."

"Every holiday I disable his Internet. It keeps his mind off us."

'He's not melting. That's because he's made of mashed potatoes.'

Under New Management.

A green man sitting on a beach imagining selling toys online

Castaways at Christmas

"I'm installing a backup camera. I'm tired of you sending me out to repair all the chimneys you back into."

Travel Agents

"I'm out! I got a job at another Santa Claus company!"

The Thanksgiving mom cracked.