Vacation Innovator Gifts

A holiday at home

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Airlines

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

"Life after death"

Where do you see yourself five years from today, dork-boy? 43 Breen Road. What are you talking about? It's where everyone wants to go. It's the most popular AirBnB in San Francisco. The earliest opening they had was five years from today. Just book a hotel. Hotels are so 2007.

Travelogue

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Art of Surviving

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

School holidays

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."