Vacation Innovator Pillows

A holiday at home

'It's a chart of office morale. This is where you went on vacation.'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Airlines

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Heading off with a packed bag

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

'How was your holiday?' - 'Fantastic! Great weather! Great food! No illness!' - 'So, back to work tomorrow, then?' - 'Yeah, I guess so.' - 'Lousy, germ free holiday.'

Travelogue

"Life after death"

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

Evolution Of The Jet Ski

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

School holidays

'Oh, come on - If you're gonna mess up my castle, take the whole thing.'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Art of Surviving

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

'Looks like this part of the beach has been claimed.'

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

An office worker daydreams about a new poster.

"Let's go on vacation, get disappointed, complain about prices, read terrible novels, buy trashy souvenirs, miss the dog and look forward to coming home."

"I downloaded a new app that puts me on a tropical island no matter where I'm at."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."