Staycation Innovator Pillows

'Instead of going somewhere, how about we just Photoshop our vacation this year?'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

A holiday at home

Couch and Potato

Staycation Photos

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"Why fly south?"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

My Covid passport

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Staycation holidays...

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

'You're lucky. You had a staycation. I got a stay-at-workation.'

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'