Staycation Innovator Mugs

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

A holiday at home

Couch and Potato

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Staycation Photos

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Why fly south?"

My Covid passport

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

Staycation holidays...

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'

'You're lucky. You had a staycation. I got a stay-at-workation.'

'I'm worried - he says he's having a 'staycation' for his gap year.'