Staycation Specialist Pillows

"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."

"This summer let's stay close to home."

"It's better not to travel than to arrive."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Couch and Potato

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Virtual Beach

Staycation Photos

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

My Covid passport

"Why fly south?"

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."