Staycation Specialist Pillows

"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."

"This summer let's stay close to home."

"It's better not to travel than to arrive."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Virtual Beach

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

Couch potato.

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Why fly south?"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

My Covid passport

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'