Staycations Pillows

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"We can't afford a vacation. If you want to feel the sand between your toes, you're going to have to walk around in the litter box."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"I'm just thinking about how much money we saved not going abroad."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Virtual Beach

"We're not going on holiday George, get used to it."

"When you suggested a 'staycation' I thought you meant a nice hotel by the coast."

"Why leave home if we're only going to stay in a homestay?"

'You're lucky. You had a staycation. I got a stay-at-workation.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home i think they meant in the UK

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

"We did absolutely nothing for three whole months. Best summer I ever had!"

Couch and Potato

Gulliver's staycation

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Staycation Photos

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Couch potato.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."