Staycationer Pillows

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Let's skip all the stress and drama this year and just plan a staycation.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Couch Surfing

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"'Who needs to go abroad to enjoy the sun', you said..."

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Couch potato.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

My Covid passport

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Why fly south?"