Staycation Supporter Pillows

Inbox and outbox for books

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'

Taking into account all the uncertainties over quarantine, I think I best holiday option is probably the living room

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

Virtual Beach

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Why fly south?"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

My Covid passport

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."