Staycation Pillows

Inbox and outbox for books

'Let's skip all the stress and drama this year and just plan a staycation.'

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"By the way, this isn't my idea of a vacation."

"This summer let's stay close to home."

Summer Driving Trip/Staycation.

"I think when people talk about 'holidaying at home' they meant 'in the UK!'"

"'Who needs to go abroad to enjoy the sun', you said..."

"The Rutherford's aren't joining us this winter. They're staying home and blowing their minds on medical marijuana."

"We live at number 27 Rose Avenue but we fancy a trip to number 43."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Are you sure this is a staycation!"

"When he said he wanted to avoid airport chaos I thought he meant leaving earlier!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Virtual Beach

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.