Staycation Specialists Pillows

Class Dismissed

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Couch and Potato

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Virtual Beach

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

My Covid passport

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Why fly south?"

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"We can't afford a vacation. If you want to feel the sand between your toes, you're going to have to walk around in the litter box."