Staycation Lover Pillows

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Boris Johnson's camping holiday

Couch potato.

"When he said he wanted to avoid airport chaos I thought he meant leaving earlier!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Couch and Potato

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Staycation Photos

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Yay! School is done!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

My Covid passport

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Why fly south?"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"