Staycation Lover Pillows

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Boris Johnson's camping holiday

Couch potato.

"When he said he wanted to avoid airport chaos I thought he meant leaving earlier!"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Couch and Potato

Staycation Photos

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Yay! School is done!!"

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Why fly south?"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

My Covid passport

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."