Staycation Champion Pillows

"You haven't left the house in a week? What's the matter?" "Gas." "Is it really that bad?" "Almost three bucks a gallon."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Going to Sea.

Couch and Potato

Virtual Beach

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"He's working from home today."

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"Why fly south?"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

My Covid passport

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"