Staycation Supporters Pillows

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Couch and Potato

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"He's working from home today."

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

My Covid passport

"Why fly south?"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

Staycation holidays...

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'