Staycation Supporter Gifts

Inbox and outbox for books

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'

Taking into account all the uncertainties over quarantine, I think I best holiday option is probably the living room

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

Couch and Potato

Virtual Beach

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

'I'm finished with the towels so I left them on the floor. Now where can I leave my husband?'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

My Covid passport

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Why fly south?"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'