Staycation Proponent Gifts

"So, you're staying in then?"

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'Now here's a place I like!'

Couch and Potato

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

Couch potato.

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

My Covid passport

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Why fly south?"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Staycation holidays...

This is not what I meant by a 'staycation'...

'I'm glad we couldn't afford a holiday.'

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