Staycation Mastermind Gifts

Man takes beach vacation at home.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Couch and Potato

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

Staycation Photos

"Yay! School is done!!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

My Covid passport

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

Staycation holidays...

2019 - Lazy B*****d/2020 - Responsible Adult