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Man takes beach vacation at home.

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Couch and Potato

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

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A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"Yay! School is done!!"

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

My Covid passport

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"My husband and I have been unsuccessful in booking our holiday over the internet"

Staycation holidays...