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Couch and Potato

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

'I want to start by having you take separate staycations.'

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A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

'And the kids will go on treating the place like an hotel if you keep leaving them chocolate mints on their pillows.'

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Why fly south?"

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

My Covid passport

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'

"Let's go somewhere fun and not really experience it."

"When people talk about a 'staycation' this isn't what they mean!"

"We can't afford a vacation. If you want to feel the sand between your toes, you're going to have to walk around in the litter box."