Staycation Strategist T-Shirts

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

My Covid passport

'When you said money was short and you were having a 'staycation' I didn't think you meant at the office!'

'I'm afraid we can't let you have any holidays but I can turn the heating up if that will help.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

'When they said more people were holiday at home I think they meant in the UK.'

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home i think they meant in the UK

"Travelling is too expensive, so we stay at home and make each other's life a living hell!"

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Where do we go on summer vacation this year? Back yard or front yard?"

"Not to seem ungrateful, Audrey, but I'll be happier when we can go on a real holiday again."

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Couch and Potato

'You know your problem, Harlan? You need to get in touch with your 'inner beach bum'.'

Staycation Photos

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"I visited the beach on Google Earth. Next time I'll wear sunscreen."

Inbox and outbox for books

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

Couch potato.

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

"Looks like on of those 'Staycationers' in his motor home."

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

"Why fly south?"

'You know, Mertins, when you take a vacation day, you can actually stay at home.'